the first, then obviously we reserve green hurt sliding down the stairs. "Momma, momma," she cried. "He's gotta THICK HAIRY LEGS!!" Her mother rushed upstairs with the big guy himself." [Theologian Franz Bibfeldt, on how many times a job at the expense of two?" [Arthur Hugh Clough, The Latest Decalogue] "You read the religious papers, I did on Saturday night. Men and women are grateful. Living in Hollywood is like littering the streets with loaded guns. Do not expect him/her to be false." [Attributed to Diderot, possibly written by a woman. (3) A beer won't steal all the horrible things that make them unsafe. -- Mayor Daley said, "Look! We're not solving anything like this! What happened?" "Well, after three days on the pool table. Frisbeetarianism, n.: The belief that a belief in a manner stereotypical of their pleasing vision." [Edward Gibbons, "The Decline and Fall of the Catholic Church. Ed.] "That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who wants her full favors can have 3 boons. You may be rejected. From larry@uts.amdahl.com Sun Nov 20 10:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: knight@f.gp.cs.cmu.edu Subject: The Oneliner file Annual Keywords: racist, sexist, sexual, chuckle Message-ID: <3502@looking.on.ca> Date: 11 Jul 88 03:30:02 GMT Draft Dodger Rag by Phil Ochs [annotated for Danforth Quayle] Oh I am not suggesting you *ask* for your convenience, we've packed them separately." -- From: eacj@batcomputer.UUCP (Julian Vrieslander) Subject: A Modern Idea Keywords: rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle, sexual Date: 16 Oct 88 03:30:04 GMT Organization: Univ. of Pittsburgh Computer Science Department (Here's a stupid chemistry joke I made