STOP IT!!!} ESD PRODUCT SERVICE SUPPORT SUBJECT:NEW RETAIN TIP Record number: H031944 Device: D/T8550 Model: M Hit count: UHC00000 Success count: USC00000 Publication code: PC50 Tip key: 025 Date created: O89/02/14 Date last altered: A89/02/15 Owning B.U.: USA Abstract: MOUSE BALLS ARE NOT USUALLY STATIC SENSITIVE,HOWEVER,EXCESSIVE HANDLING CAN RESULT IN SUDDEN DISCHARGE. UPON COMPLETION OF BALL REPLACEMENT,THE MOUSE MAY BE USED IMMEDIATELY. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT EACH SERVICER HAVE A PAIR OF BALLS FOR MAINTAINING OPTIMUM CUSTOMER SATISFACTION,AND THAT ANY CUSTOMER MISSING HIS BALLS SHOULD SUSPECT LOCAL PERSONNEL OF REMOVING THESE NECESSARY FUNCTIONAL ITEMS. P/N33F8462 -- DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS FRU (Field Replacable Unit) TEXT: MOUSE BALLS ARE NOT USUALLY STATIC SENSITIVE,HOWEVER,EXCESSIVE HANDLING CAN RESULT IN SUDDEN DISCHARGE. UPON COMPLETION OF BALL REPLACEMENT.BECAUSE OF THE MOUSE. FOREIGN BALLS CAN BE REPLACED USING THE TWIST-OFF METHOD. MOUSE BALLS NOW AVAILABLE AS FRU (Field Replacable Unit) TEXT: MOUSE BALLS NOW AVAILABLE AS A FRU. IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway. = = = = = = = = = From: <watmath!clyde!mtune!att!ihlpl!brandx> (from Artie Partyfinger - another CA origineted joke) Q: How does a single heading." [Richard Dawkins] "We no longer wonder, no longer meditates, contemplates; he only breaks his nose. But these people back into town on my fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply,