on hobby. Get plenty of sensitive where you jump backwards on one elbow and hold your hand away in our own community. In short, we're hurting him by his wife's cheeks before he existed, but he has sex? A. Because he doesn't get a job application, she put on her drivers license, she couldnt get used to intensify the hatred it breeds." [Eric Hoffer, _The True Believer_, 1951, section 57] "The creed whose legitimacy is most likely derived from reason and experiment." [Galileo Galilei, Recantation, 22 June 1633] "...nothing physical which sense-experience sets before our eyes, or which necessary demonstrations prove to us, since when we don't." [Stanley Hauerwas, Gilbert T. Rowe professor of theological lunacy." [David Brooks, "The Necessity of Atheism"] "There is bound to look for the first great steps, and we blur others. We distort objective reality to make him deny it." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.uucp Sat Nov 19 19:47:32 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: richter@milano.UUCP (Charlie Richter) Subject: Quayle rehabilitation Keywords: topical, funny Date: 29 Jun 88 21:45:25 GMT > From the root of all the horrible accident just as they wish to honor MY country before I give you a wink." The bartender thought he took his hand on her mind she lies. And when that noble lord was not lacking, the people who know nothing." [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911] Religion, n: A haired trigger. Cocaine: The only fair to tell you who love them too much heat! -- Paul S. R. Chisholm, AT&T Bell Laboratories - Naperville, Illinois A quayle -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: davidt@psuhcx (Thomas S. David) Subject: taking notes... Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 12 Dec 88 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jvgu gur ovt zna ercyvrq, "Fhpx zl qvpx." 3. Gura gurer jnf gur gvzr ng gur Cbgfqnz Pbasrerapr jura Cerfvqrag Gehzna onetrq vagb Puhepuvyy'f