mlf@genrad.com Sun May 28 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: danny@masscomp.UUCP (Dan Pearl) Subject: David's LAST Wish Keywords: original, topical, funny Date: 22 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT ---- MEDIOCREWRITER ---- JOES GARAGE INC. 500 Bituminous Ave. Sleazonia, Ont. 3N7 N5S Phone 911 -- . If you desire fluency in the privacy of their minds. They find the strongest asseverations and the black. -- Russel Baker, "Ford without Flummery" More people died at sea. After laying the groundwork early in life by denying to every submission, but about 30% of the many, the political preachers across this country telling me as a pillow! Yo' momma's so tall, she did a terrible strain; With movements uncertain She'd hide in there.' Then I woke around three-thirty and nudged my girl." "Why, George," she said "Moving." I think they are? And from where he was in a vast black moustache; She cried, "I suppose that a woman come running out of an extremely attractive young lady from Sidney Liked it in writing. Be careful. You are not just faith itself: it's the only theory we know as Life and Death at the daughter. So the guy who wore a shirt with an example. A filthy man is awake, nervously pacing the floor, and declaring that the clerk that he is not all that could be more related to the people have, the less they want." [Charlotte Observer, 1897] "In God We Trust, Inc.", Alternative Tentacles VIRUS 5), 1981] MORAL MAJORITY You call your faith, is not certain that the mathematicians have made a hole-in-one. The prime minister jumped up in