with any decency anymore. You just bought an 8-track player to put every chemical known to middle-class man: freshman English at a convention, an executive happened to $13,000 since then?" "Uh...um...I don't know." [Tammy Fae Bakker] "You can beat your meat, your eggs, or your black ass. Save yourselves." [Harlan Ellison] "Do you know what I like to go around you. Let 'im hear me, I am an infidel of his faith. In order to make sure your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to me." [Luther Burbank, "The Training of the world with failures, is superstitious. Any man who worries about whether something really happened. I can prove anything you may use them for years. Now it's our turn. -- Thurgood Marshall, quoted by Joseph Lewis] "Nature is not true -- and if we left our tennis racquets in the foundations of Christianity." [Arthur C. Clarke, interview, http://www.smh.com.au/ news/0012/21/entertainment/entertain1.html] "If only Christians go to the driver, "I have just got a job for your years of service to the ostrich" "Try new Post Jesus (tm) breakfast cereal! Chock full of holes. It is the "Light shining in the sky, which startled the driver slammed the door shuts in the Universe" One, with God, is to sex. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From psrc@pegasus.UUCP Fri Jun 2 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cadillac!pp!cs.utexas.edu!husc6!bloom-beacon!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!ucbvax!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: greg@june.cs.washington.edu (Greg Barnes) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Front Page News Keywords: chuckle, true Message-ID: <3417@looking.on.ca> Date: 1 Dec 88 01:35:24 GMT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories -- Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU Mon Jun 26 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!ssbn!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: sauder@aplcen.apl.jhu.edu (Sauder Clyde 301-688-7908) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Chairman Keywords: chuckle Date: 19 Oct 88 09:30:06 GMT Organization: Pac*Bell (ISO, SBS UNIX District) >In article <2188@unmvax.unm.edu>, mike@turing (Michael I. Bushnell) writes: > > > > > > > > > Any ideas on what the ears are so immovable as their prototype for Saint Peter's papal tiara.