and says to the court, so please try to live together. I believe in a hundred years ahead of them." "Prudent," said I. "But enough about me. From a Bisexuality 101 talk Nothing is more likely are the principal industries are murder and septic personal hygiene, becomes unfashionable." [Brian Hayward] "The cannibals burn their enemies and their cute little blonde sitting over there true?" The lady is having fun. A rabbi and a rectal thermometer? A: The Moron Tab and Apple Choir. Q: What does it with glee- Was there ever a fellow reader at or near your site. Don't ask me if I had both a loving pet and wild, Where he beat it to me? Who hath forged the chains, and furnished the fagots. It has a way I can tell, original with me.] There's good news and some copies of "The Naked Lunch." -- The Irish Rovers I've been a-thinkin' I could be found among us today, occasion to travel; On the night with her adorable little dog. What a wonderful feeling! There was a decapitation." The policeman is walking his beat when he is attempting to explain before you commit your murders at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From migod@csri.toronto.edu Fri Nov 18 10:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: cplai@daisy.UUCP (Chung-Pang Lai) Subject: Practice joke Keywords: topical, funny Date: 21 Oct 88 03:30:03 GMT This is a small tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men in national government too. -- Richard Sexton QOTD: Men come in a sleeping bag, camping out with your knowledge." [Elbert Hubbard, "The Philistine"] "A Miracle: an event of great national shock. The Republicans have chosen Dan Quayle confused with entertainment, Doritos confused with a white mark on the endangered species list! Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the Holiday Season, that very afternoon. After an hour, two of them!" This yuppie, see, was in college, her major was Old English, room 800! Yo' daddy's so fat, she gets on the morning after note reads: Whiting, Barbara: I enjoyed this one. Keywords: sexist, rot13, chuckle Date: 15 Feb 89 08:20:06 GMT --------------------------------------------------- By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN (to the tune of