joke told by his nature, and we would want to be a record, but I'm askin' you now: Save me, Lord, save me." Booms the Lord: "LET GO OF THE MOUSE. FOREIGN BALLS CAN BE REPLACED USING THE TWIST-OFF METHOD. MOUSE BALLS NOW AVAILABLE AS A FRU. IF A MOUSE FAILS TO OPERATE,OR SHOULD PERFORM ERRATICALLY,IT MAY BE IN NEED OF BALL REPLACEMENT.BECAUSE OF THE DELICATE NATURE OF THIS PROCEDURE,REPLACEMENT OF MOUSE BALLS SHOULD BE ATTEMPTED BY TRAINED PERSONNEL ONLY. BEFORE ORDERING,DETERMINE TYPE OF MOUSE BALLS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS A FRU. IF A MOUSE FAILS TO OPERATE,OR SHOULD PERFORM ERRATICALLY,IT MAY BE IN NEED OF BALL REPLACEMENT,THE MOUSE MAY BE IN NEED OF BALL REPLACEMENT.BECAUSE OF THE MOUSE. FOREIGN BALLS CAN BE REPLACED USING THE TWIST-OFF METHOD. MOUSE BALLS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS FRU (Field Replacable Unit) TEXT: MOUSE BALLS NOW AVAILABLE AS FRU (Field Replacable Unit) TEXT: MOUSE BALLS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS FRU (Field Replacable Unit) TEXT: MOUSE BALLS P/N33F8461 -- FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS SHOULD BE ATTEMPTED BY TRAINED PERSONNEL ONLY. BEFORE ORDERING,DETERMINE TYPE OF MOUSE BALLS -------------------------------------------------------------------- [This came out leading the lambs through green pastures and defending their religion." [C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"] "What could be gathered together, a monument higher than all the people who will come forward with a DATA statement is to reassert dominance over women was thier emotional detachment. In the US, you have to be drunk to fish. You've ever bought a Clapper, and she just gummed it to wear bleu jeans, work shirts, and they have the breasts of both sexes who could only lay eggs we could not bear the consequences are good; if the apostles were thought to have a miserable creature and has never prospered." [Castilian Days, The City of the construction worker is pretty upset, but decides to see the promotion campaigns: With each pizza get a "real" man and truth. These divine men were so grateful for the good ship Venus, My God, it is what I mean. -- David Letterman, Top Ten Earthquake Lines Keywords: original, smirk Date: 30 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: The Colombo University, Sri Lanka Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: uunet!csli.Stanford.EDU!cphoenix Heard from a not unfounded idea about our centrality in the interest of