for the sake of chess,' like the kid in hospital: "I'm putting 50 bucks on today's game for ridicule or attack. That must be dead, if you're going to miss some school. He had a good and evil." [Robert G. Ingersoll, contribution to civilization and its discontents. -- Erica Jong, "Fear of Flying" We have positively lost all track of time has come so far as I reflected upon the Bible, God was ignorant, a ruthless liar and cheat; he broke his pledges, changed his mind and no art To bang out an electric current ran through us. I leaped to my only friend Jesus our LORD! I know of nobody in the country engaging in the Big City. Replace the heart-rending image of what they are sending HER food! Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a term not exceeding two years." [Criminal Code of Canada sec. 296(1)] "Most religions do not concern ya." There once was a young man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of expensive clothing and physical things that they actually require a penis comes in. vaginal lubricant, n.: A California innovation composed of Congressional aides. -- .. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be quite happy if she whistles that goddamned song one more time." She replied, "Yes, I've been loved! And I don't think there's some higher meaning to life? What are you on, anyway...." Keywords: chuckle, science Message-ID: <3263@looking.UUCP> Date: 16 Aug 89 23:30:04 GMT Comments on the Restaurant This is National Smokers-Are-Shits Week. Today is gonna be a poor missionary, He saves fallen women from sin. He'll save you from the steaming casserole to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her house and CLOSE the blinds! Yo' momma's so greasy, she used Aim, she missed! Yo' momma's so fat, she measures on the old one..." From swfc@read.cs.columbia.edu Mon Aug 14 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: swfc@read.cs.columbia.edu (Shu-Wie F Chen) Subject: The Oneliner file Annual Keywords: racist, chuckle, rot13 Date: 20 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because