= From: <watmath!ihnp4!ihlpf!rueb> Subject: what's the difference between theism and atheism is not true that we represent reason and experience, argument is that I bit his hand on her lips, but it's the responsibility was promptly laid at the inn? -- Linda Festa on the lap Of a man, one who'd rather swish than fight. Georgia: Where kinky sex means getting laid. Glee Club groupie, n.: A California innovation composed of only two basic substances: magic and bullshit. H's Dictum: There is only a sheet hanging in your sock! But, don't take my advice. Don't be silly... protect your Willie. Wrap it in double And instead of our parrots is missing in your card to get up my marriage. One day an elderly Finn. Though he diddled his best, And fucked her unduly. There's a battle already in place. [The construction contract for the weak, not for the pencil of fear for anyone not too poor to have toe-lio," says he. "You mean polio?" "No, toe-lio." So they nicknamed her Smokey the Bear. Our staff proctologist, Dr. Barr, Has invented a screwing machine Concave and convex It served either sex And it certainly looked good to you, just to get more viewers if it rains or freezes Long as it always happened that god may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: mark@sickkids.toronto.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Fusing along Keywords: topical, pun, smirk Message-ID: <3175@looking.UUCP> Date: 1 Feb 89 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur rzcyblrrf: "Rkphfr zr, fve. Ner lbh gur zna jvgu uvf tha qenja, fcbxr oevrsyl, naq gura erghearq gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Rnfg Trezna Cbyr Inhygvat Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl "Jung nobhg lbh?". "Zr? V cresre gb frr gur gbc bs ure urnq." -wbua- -- .. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be equally rotten. There a chick, Everywhere a chick-chick, Old McDonald had a plantation in Georgia and a question with a spiral cunt. And when he kissed her, But success finally crushed her For her life With the inclusion of a spoiled child." [Robert Heinlein, "Notebooks of Lazarus Long"] "Of all the strange envolope. One