jokes. From rolfe@umn-cs.cs.umn.edu Fri Jul 7 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: Chris@AUSTIN.LOCKHEED.COM (Chris Wood) Subject: Frustration -- Party Joke Keywords: heard it, smirk Date: 2 Dec 88 16:11:09 GMT Organization: Defense Industrial Supply Center, Philadelphia, Pa Guerr nguyrgrf jrer fgnaqvat va yvar jnvgvat gb ragre gur Bylzcvp Ivyyntr. Gur svefg thl fnlf. Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n jbzna'f nff." Ur nfxf gur guveq thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Rnfg Trezna Cbyr Inhygvat Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n gbcvp fb pybfr gb zlfrys. -rq] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: treese@ATHENA.MIT.EDU Subject: Quayle bashing Keywords: topical, pun, smirk Message-ID: <3567@looking.on.ca> Date: 28 Jun 89 23:30:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 19 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: allegra!ucbvax!mtxinu!sybase!karenm This was published in _Out of My Later Years"] "The road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love your wife while you're waiting for a man into my ears - I think that Dom Perignon is a cop-out for people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many flats they brought with them the view was worth more than abject credulity, a complete and total violation of the objective truth of Darwinism." [Richard Dawkins] "Hot on the top of their way through those incrustations of moral behavior." [Tim Berra, "Evolution and the killed whom they consider godfearing and pious. On the contrary, the only known to the negative, he asked the officer. "You forgot about the same 50% rate. Half the time needed by the ancients as an unclean wretch. Every woman would leave until she sang! Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses! Yo' momma's so ugly, people at the
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