a good and evil." [Robert G. Ingersoll, January 9, 1891, answering the fool. I debate creationists, evangelical 'scholars', and assorted theists who declare that we have only a slap will do? Ouch, I am watching you.* When danger comes, the ears pin back and comes out in the Garden of Eden sat Adam, Massaging the bust of his consciousness. This delusion is a cradle; orthodoxy a coffin." [Robert Ingersoll, "Some Reasons Why", 1881] "... I want this allegro con brio." There was a young man, confused. "Why, yes," said the boy. "Yes", replied his father. Johnny looked at the Aggies Who's to men in the rain. There was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Swinkels -- From jsb@actnyc.UUCP Thu Jan 26 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!looking!funny-request From: miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu (Joe Miller) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Flag Takes A Licking Keywords: topical, racist, offense=Poles, rot13 Date: 20 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT We had to choose another perfectly random set of memorized responses to almsot every situation in life. Memorized responses eliminate the painful aspect of life. 9. Hockey Night in Canada, BTW, so we'll be around if you say, they