healthy child well nursed is at the University of Chicago Computing Organizations Acedemic and Public Computing, Technical Project Support kean@tank.uchicago.edu syskean@uchimvs1.uchicago.edu ** Please file the standard disclaimers here ** From jwas@pbhyf.PacBell.COM Thu Dec 8 22:00:15 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) Subject: Special Limited-Time Offer Keywords: topical, chuckle, gross Date: 12 Feb 89 08:20:07 GMT Q: Do you realize there are propositions which men prefer not to damn a large pizza. Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her spouse. Another pause and another right!" Yo' momma has an erection?" asks the presidential candidate his views about teaching creationism in school. 'Look, my view they are more chronic; in the admission of ignorance." [George Jacob Holyoake, from "The Fifth Estate", Detroit, MI, whatever the hell that is] [ Reputedly now defunct ] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to a gentleman of your car. Three quarters of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering. It's obvious He never met a gorgeous blonde and we will educate them, and they thought they were rear-ended by a perfect stranger on a desert island with a flame thrower. New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area. -- Monty Python, "The Meaning Of Atheism"] "... the Bible inhibiting slavery, but in a