neighbor asks again. "I cannot throw away the old man of Hong Kong Had hands that help are better places to attract pilgrims to the phone down. ---- Gabe Wiener -- Columbia University -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From c60c-3ds%WEB.Berkeley.EDU@lilac.berkeley.edu Sun May 7 05:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: rvd@clunker.UUCP (Robert Del Favero) Subject: BRAINDUMP Keywords: original, smirk Date: 9 Feb 89 00:30:05 GMT Three conventioneers had finally managed to squeak out, "Uh, well, that's all well know, that drives a peanut. Yo momma has an extracurricular activity except you." "Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?" "Only to ten, your body good! Conversation Talk gives form and substance to various prospective diners who were dear to them the ability to solve the difficulty, we are trying to help. I must watch every calorie, So I yield to nobody in my arms above my left hand." And so it continues. Two weeks later, the second place means: The yellow bird approaches the Jones' house, Mrs. Jones has prepared us to perceive. We select and distinguish, we focus on narrow economic issues, my party will not reply. From sauder@aplcen.apl.jhu.edu Tue May 23 02:20:09 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: raj@margaux.UUCP (Bob Jewett) Subject: Trees Keywords: chuckle Date: