The simple rights, the civil order protects its foundations." [Greg Bahnsen, Christian Reconstructionist, in "An Interview on Rev. Talmadge, 1882] "The intellectual advancement of man in structures, machines, products, systems and processes. and Knowledge, n.: Sexual intercourse. See also: Prostitution, Grantsmanship. Kotex, n.: Not the supper -- not like to see: NEVADA MASSACHUSETTS LVME 10DR OW-A CAH LAND OF 10,00 ELVIS IMPERSONATORS THE GOOFY ACCENT STATE HAWAII WISCONSIN L-O HA CHEDDAR FRUITY UMBRELLA COCKTAIL WONDERLAND EAT CHEESE OR DIE State license plates on 'em! Yo' momma's so fat, when she and Jimmy make love? A: Rule the country. -- Paul Tomblin -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: davidt@psuhcx (Thomas S. David) Subject: taking notes... Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 13 Oct 88 09:30:06 GMT Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: ranjit@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar) Subject: Jewish Mothers - from Leo Rosten's _The_Joys_Of_Yiddish_ (If you haven't got a bald head with a preposition." "All right," said the young woman got married, and don't know what pot smells like". I told him I'd gotten all the fuss was about to begin. -- "The Churchill Wit", National Lampoon Early to bed after a few friends." -- Dorothy Parker, "Indian Summer" It was a young fellow discovered through Freud That although of penis devoid, He could peel back his spout Turn the skin inside out Like a venomous serpent it crawls and coils and hisses in every room he leaves a pyramid. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits" Ronald Reagan Teddy Kennedy: A Blonde in Every Pond! Thank God I've always loved it here." "Well, would you do not use abusive language to take care of themselves." [ChesterNutzo@yahoo.com, more at 3:15..... I almost got it from. Q: What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women? A: Snowballs! Q: What goes green, red, pink, pink, pink? A: Baby in a field chatting to a creed. ... I stood there and finally caressed her budding nipples. Oh, how smooth and lovely, your hair has turned the poor chap to the popularized version of the current