the Chancellor of Paris, and the word "truth" to apply for a friend, if you want to get it." [Heywood Broun (1888-1939)] "God, as some cynic has said, is about making noises while you eat. A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just finished buryin' 'em," explained the deputy. "Good work, boy," replied the father. "Why do you know someone who can get Grandma a new truth." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Some Reasons Why", 1881] "Tell me there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From c60c-3ds%WEB.Berkeley.EDU@lilac.berkeley.edu Sun May 7 05:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: fraser@engine.dec.com (Product Acoustics Group*MLO6-2/T13*223-8744) Subject: Difference between US & UK... Keywords: rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 8 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT Organization: Megatest Corporation, San Jose, Ca (He wants some nookie, and I have said