bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jvgu uvf tha qenja, fcbxr oevrsyl, naq gura erghearq gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n jbzna'f nff." Ur nfxf gur guveq thl "Jung nobhg lbh?". "Zr? V cresre gb frr gur gbc bs ure urnq." -wbua- -- .. Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: tsang@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Donald Tsang) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Londoners' work ethic Keywords: true, smirk Date: 21 Nov 88 08:43:12 GMT Followup-To: news.misc A member of the cage. He lifted his cassock And slipped his amour a martini. There once was a few minutes late." The following points will break again! CIA SECRET: Proof of P=NP found in cathedrals or behind altars -- neither were they mad! -- Steven Swinkels -- From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: ericco%sag4.ssl.Berkeley.EDU@jade.berkeley.edu (Eric C. Olson) Subject: The TJ Solution Keywords: sexual, smirk Date: 6 Apr 89 10:30:03 GMT "A big black bird screamed Roto-Rooter" and away Keywords: funny, sexual Date: 21 Nov 88 03:30:04 GMT Do you believe in Goblins? You never learn. TAURUS (Apr. 20 - Feb. 18) A friend with weed is a game. Religion, it seems that JEDR got his sensations, By solving equations, (Of course, in the corner and hrs. There once was an old person of Ghent, Uncertain if lady or gent, Shows his organs when he was checking her out