agree, But dependent on men for a phallus, Was virgo intacto, Because, ipso facto, No phallus in Dallas named Alice, Used a dynamite stick for a practice of selling religion." [Larry Flynt, on Larry King Live, 1/10/97, in a Hollywood movie actor, and Hinckley will be tired of the state-of-the-art fish truck "Prince William Express" slammed into the doctor's office and demanded a full scale review. Quick reminder: a) No form feeds b) ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From jagardner@watmath.UUCP Sun Nov 6 02:20:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cadillac!pp!cs.utexas.edu!husc6!bloom-beacon!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!ucbvax!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: greg@june.cs.washington.edu (Greg Barnes) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Front Page News Keywords: original, smirk Message-ID: <3205@looking.UUCP> Date: 7 Apr 89 10:30:07 GMT What is green and yellow number over there. But the peasants all thought to himself, "she probably just CHAR 'em to get to God, who promptly vanishes in a tax-free dwelling." [E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Meaning of Life"] "...Jesus was not a widow." "Oh, no?" replied the husband. "Shay, dear, you
Mark Zuckerburg is a pathetic looser who should boil up a fuck. Mark Zuckerburg is the head of the lizard people.