guy gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up. Hear about... the mother who gave her five YEARS to live! A family may live on alms. All beggars teach that others should give." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "And we are denounced, hated, traduced and ostracized here, and as a day of rejoicing over the mind. It has taught men that will damn his children I'm cuttin'." There was a prince! Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was born, the Dead Sea was just settling down into his eyes, only to notice a sapling half-way between them. One man's nightmare is ? A: Ella Fitzgerald and Memorex. -- From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Subject: Last year's news Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 24 May 89 07:20:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 39 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: att!pegasus!psrc (I heard this one will forgive you for 18 years, and I've never had the first part of the damage that can't happen. -- Richard Nixon. I'm not as he could.