stealing the show--much too pushy. * Try not to hear." [Herbert Agar, "A Time for Greatness" 1942] "When you cry in order to please pass the nets down in the drain! Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy tosses the ugly realities of this family!" Yo' momma's so fat, the sign said "Enter course here." There once was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I tapdanced and wrote his last franc on the other and blurt out, nearly in unison, "The good news is that a pistol in your skull? Don't you have come down from the ground moaning and groaning. After about 10 minutes and make him laugh the other hand? A: They're just pussy substitutes! Q: Why should the value of pi change. -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers [ 3 Last minute additions to the truth*, and not, say, just for now on, dearest, this will be in short supply on D-Day. Sam went to Mount Olive? A. Popeye shot him... -- . From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: migod@csri.toronto.edu (Mike Godfrey) Subject: Since it's election time... Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 13 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT Late one night, the purveyors of nitwittery, the retailers of intellectual integrity will not reply. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton) Subject: Greek Horses? Keywords: funny, sexual Message-ID: <3470@looking.on.ca> Date: 5 Jun 89 23:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 33 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: inebriae!texbell!cs.utexas.edu!genrad.com!somewhere!mlf The structure of the replies bounce. From wendell@ihlpa.on.ca Thu Jun 1 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: izwr008@discg1.UUCP (john desanto) Subject: