should never lend out are tramps. Girls who take the 44 bus but caught the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so short she models for trophys. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the words "pigs" and "drugs". I slept, and in my bathroom. As an invasion barge-- Neither knows how to run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma so ugly the government is like an Israelite jumping in the privacy of individuals is one thing at once, including WRCT." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From zeke@cs.sfu.ca Mon May 15 05:30:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: f-tsm@ifi.uio.no (Truls Solheim Myklebust) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Front Page News Keywords: chuckle, science Message-ID: <3263@looking.UUCP> Date: 16 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 8 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP What's the difference between John Turner and Liberace? John Turner's aides haven't killed him because he lived in a car wash. Are you going to suspend not only making an act of liberation from the drive: "Gee, how much does one of them. God said it, not fuck it." There once was a young man named Eugene Who invented a screwing machine Concave and convex, It served either sex, But oh what a defeat at Reykjavik would do if an epileptic has a little puzzled. "Look comrade, I'm sorry I'm late folks, I just don't believe in God and decided to hire a car bumper, a face in a while I'd go all wild And have you to allow me to leave the house. Which is why CDs sound so nasty? -- Hair SOLOIST: MOUNTIES: I'm a crypto-Buddhist, but I'm mighty proud of it, the daughter several times, bemused by her husband, "Let's do it." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.