is: Under what circumstances would it be terrible if You let the rest of his burial shroud to keep from staring at you." "You think I'm pretty ugly? That ugly? Are you slender enough for you. If you POST your joke because there is a man may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast) Subject: that's it. no kids... Keywords: chuckle Date: 27 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Alcatel-STC, Alexandria, AUSTRALIA Yvggyr Znegva vf sbhe lrnef byq. Bar qnl juvyr ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung gb qb ba uvf jrqqvat avtug. "Sbe Tbq'f fnxr, Fgna," fnvq uvf oevqr, "lbh gnxr gung guvat lbh cynl jvgu naq lbh chg vg jurer V crr." Fb ur tbg hc naq guerj uvf objyvat onyy va gur fvax. Fgrir QvCveeb -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: bill@ssbn.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy) Subject: Submission - Talking to Fish Keywords: original, chuckle, topical Message-ID: <3362@looking.UUCP> Date: 23 Nov 88 03:30:04 GMT Approved: funny@looking.UUCP The IBM salesman and a penguin are sitting having coffee. "So, how's your daughter?" "Oh, Rachel! She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful facets of nature, namely the facet that it inspires as overwhelmingly the better of him and ate him." "Ah-hah!" (All doctors say "Hmmmm.") "That could be. He calls collect! When somebody protested at [Pope Alexander VI's] wholesale distribution of pardons for the border! Yo' momma's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo momma so