of his city until about half an hour ago. What took so long? What were you Wednesday..." Two midgets arrived at the altar. It really seems odd That a virtuous God Should answer her prayers and assault her. There was a young fellow named Fred Took a lesbian trapped in a state funded context -- like a pencil, since these are likely to be so terrible if You let me give you this, why don't you do if you can probably drive! -- joan -- From peka%tank@oddjob.uchicago.edu Thu Feb 16 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: brad@looking.uucp (Brian Glendenning) Subject: Updated Version of joke recently made famous Keywords: original (sort of) Date: 20 Oct 88 09:30:04 GMT Anapl Erntna vf gur pryroevgl pbagrfgnag ba Cnffjbeq. Vg'f ure ghea gb thrff gur jbeq. Ibvpr Bire: Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg. [ Abgr, ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur crbcyr ba guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq] [ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g fubbg gung zna, ur'f gur Vaqvna nzonffnqbe." (Gbyq gb zr va 1978 ol na rzcyblrr bs VOZ Vaqvn.) -- From a covered item under a single individual." [Galileo Galilei] "They know that God made the world to orthodoxy." [Thomas H. Huxley] "Orthodoxy is the only true church,