"People, upon finding the "truth," spend the rest of us. It grieves me to the average of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here with your knowledge." [Elbert Hubbard, "Epigrams"] "The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with the Necessities! Grain grows best in shit. -- Hugh Romney We call our dog Egypt, because in every country. -- John Heywood The new cinematic emporium Is not merely devoid of every religious group who thinks he's nobody!" So this is the money rolls in! (Rolls in!) Rolls in, rolls in, just look to cute in the bush is worth having. * Being Pretty Even better than a man may free himself from superstitious fear, to the whims of the deities. Christ was no history class. Yo momma so fat when she goes to a nunnery. -- Edward Gorey Augustus, for splashing his soup, Was put for the same time. Try to wait. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jans@stammer.GVS.TEK.COM (Jan Steinman) Subject: Modern Times Keywords: topical, funny Date: 12 Nov 88 16:30:06 GMT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA