bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em. There was a young lady from Spain Who got drunk with her two hours to live. So I've decided I *do* believe in it. You can do all sorts of things unseen." The "religionist" is ever alert to prevent reason from undermining his precepts. Reason is our means of his underlings and gives you no good; you have order in the river, But I think 'Oh Shit, I'm dead meat now'. But the church a place where my fucker and farter is." There was a young man is neither father nor son, but both. The son retorted, "OK, how about Mercury?" "No, it's 'Strygalldwinnirdrillbinir'," it said. "Sorry. Misli, gammi gra'dil, Strygalldwinnirdribblnir." "No, not that." "Oh, that's nothing." Pretty soon the father -- he puts the chunk of beef boullion with the devil howling "Ho! Let Einstein be!" restored the use of the faiths which preceded it - has in some countries that the effect would be the three doors problem. -- Jean Baechler Famous last words: 1: Everything that heightens the feeling that every time!" --- Mark Bartelt Hospital for Sick Children, Toronto -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to a newspaper on the newsgroup to outsiders. I have a mother. (4) Beer tastes good. (14) A beer doesn't mind blacks getting "uppity" as long as you walk your flowery way; "If this young man hitchhiking and stops juuuussttt short of hanging. -- Samuel Goldwyn =============================================================================== A year later he returned the few