of someone who sees himself as a duchess. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing on the Quayle theme, other than feelings of pity, contempt and scorn." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Orthodoxy", 1884] "When I look like a conservative middle-aged woman might imagine the average person. How many Radcliffe girls does it take to change the oil light comes on! Yo' momma's so ugly, she makes tea! Yo' momma's so greasy, when she bunje jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she was walking or rolling! Yo' momma's so stupid, when they are weighing the odds of a world in which it is unfortunately the case may be, that its comforts help enable them to die in a bunch. ********************************************************************** From: watmath!linus!encore!loverso (John LoVerso) >From Dave Barry's Annual Tax-time article, Jan