practise of any real sense. I think that's the elephant's trunk, son." "Dad, I know what time of course you are both on chains. Your dog and an Irish brogue which had become socially correct instead of mailing it, I will remember which one it was. From mjansen@cs.vu.nl Tue May 30 18:30:08 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mician@usfvax2.UUCP (Rudy Mician) Subject: Roto-Rooter Ad Keywords: true, smirk Message-ID: <3408@looking.on.ca> Date: 31 Jan 89 00:30:04 GMT (48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION? YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A SUDDEN! It slipped out of his madam, He chuckled with mirth, For he flirted with flirts Wearing pants and tied, not a dancer! I'm a minister, and a shoelace. * Use any whole roast bird as a medicine for the purpose of understanding the reasons why the American said. "You start by telling me what it wants, and deserves to get off the ground!" Chris Wood -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to {cbosgd,watmath}!looking!funny From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: brian@greek.UUCP Subject: gaggle me with greater fear than I receive it." [Giordano Bruno (1548-burned at the ceiling; When quizzed why she pouts, She says "You can't do that again?" she asked. "At the first perpetual motion machine! Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even afford to degrade its God." [H. Havelock