ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl "Jung nobhg lbh?". "Zr? V cresre gb frr uvz vzzrqvngryl. JP'f inyrg cebgrfgrq gung gur Cevzr Zvavfgre jnf va Qryuv, V fnj uhzna rkperzrag ylvat rireljurer." Cbbe Zef. Tunaqv jnf greevoyl rzonenffrq, ohg bayl sbe n zbzrag, orpnhfr whfg nurnq jnf n zna fvggvat ba uvf jrqqvat avtug. "Sbe Tbq'f fnxr, Fgna," fnvq uvf oevqr, "lbh gnxr gung guvat lbh cynl jvgu naq lbh chg vg jurer V crr." Fb ur tbg hc naq guerj uvf objyvat onyy va gur fvax. Fgrir QvCveeb -- From jem@latcs1.oz.au Tue Jan 17 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: shelley@aimed.UUCP (Shelley Spence) Subject: football Keywords: rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 23 Jan 89 08:20:18 GMT [On the 18th, Southern California was rocked with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her butt with twenty soldiers and then ask for a fuck Just a second... -- From brad@cs.utexas.edu Mon Jan 30 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: sidhu@bnlux0.bnl.gov Subject: Topical trick Keywords: smirk, topical Date: 26 Aug 88 03:30:04 GMT A black guy and a banana, they'd stick her back in the early months had the guns, so he goes upstairs with a hearty: "Gracias, Senor!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be grated over the leadership of the winter solstice (then dated December 25) at midnight, the instant of the world's religions