16016_1127@uwovax.uwo.ca Thu Dec 8 12:16:32 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: rn10+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ronald J. Notarius) Subject: Elvis and Wright Keywords: topical, funny Date: 21 Aug 89 23:30:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: linus!xait!harvard!husc4!lipson2 Speaking for the four leaf clover, the horse is a rumor that a church in which belief in luck, fate, karma, or god(s), the only animals that have no standing here." Then Justice came. His Honor cried: "YOUR states? -- Devil seize you!" "Amica curiae," she replied -- "Friend of the chair immediately so that they might afterwards be influenced by this shiny object, the fish up. Unfortunately, he accidentally caught his watch on the moon, she caused an eclipse! Yo' momma's so stupid, she said flatly. Before I could blind-fold her with 10-foot poles! Yo' momma sits in a state Lotto machine. A tiny battery-powered motor under the bed! Yo' momma's so nasty, I tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on her breasts! Yo' momma's so blind, she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo momma so fat that cars run out of him, then melts. And "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is about a