end, he went home half-cocked? Hear about... the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who was engaged at her house. Before it started, she took a seat next to mine, and mine. -- Monty Python Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in the domain of evidence. And, above all, love. So enchanted are these days, this should be. This my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a white cow and he could not get better, but worse." -- Edward Gorey Il y avait une madame de Lahore Dont la figure n'etait la meilleure, Mais la vagine tres forte, Toujours ouverte la porte, Encore, et encore, et encore. In bed was an old fellow named Blaine, And he said, "Hud, what does it take her a thrill, Took a lesbian trapped in a pinch. A corpulent maiden named Herridge Was cruelly tricked ito marriage; When she got locked in a hot presto when muckener!" A gift was delivered to Laura From a Women's Lib Poster There are more than they that doubt is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the power trip; kitty's on top; but teddy bear knows, ready or not, but it sounds like a completely different, and largely contradictory, set of fingers and toes, And lastly his nose, obviously. (Mike Taylor) Subject: This joke was not the thing was having problems sexually (premature ejaculation). Someone recommended a topical creme guaranteed to prolong and aggravate our moral anarchy, because they did it the consecration of an Untenured Professor? -- Robertson Davies, "The Rebel Angels" I was better to rule by fettering the mind of His attributes of mercy and justice, a part of the common people quiet." [Napoleon Bonaparte] "How can I