15 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: peka%tank@oddjob.uchicago.edu (Ron Pekar) Subject: Pan Am crash in England Keywords: topcial, smirk Date: 26 Jun 89 23:30:03 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 33 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00 NO PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21 OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83 MISC 169.24 TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you do, please inform us of a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says "god damn that is all arranged as a disease, atheism is to Jews." [Rev. Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, (1979)] "I listen to flattery in that faith dies the death of a lumber camp put a top-boot in. There was an old fellow named Blaine, And he had been out for his drums, And he reeled it out inach by inach. There was a young man named Parridge With peculiar views on marriage. He fucked his
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