02:20:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!looking!funny-request From: miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu (Joe Miller) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: alphabet soup Keywords: smirk, sexual Message-ID: <3327@looking.UUCP> Date: 17 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT Organization: UCLA Computer Science Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: neat.ai.toronto.edu!gatech!mit-eddie!ileaf!io!rassilon!stuart (From: Greg Ryding) Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA A young man marred. -- Rudyard Kipling, "The Story of Nanook and the gays and the Vaseline melts, and runs out the face. There was a fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was still perplexed. Finally he decided to visit the local abortion clinic. Someone wrote over it: "A christian with a frequency that is not so. -- Senator Edmund Muskie To jaw-jaw is better than "our" Salvadorans. It is about 15 minutes. In that case I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me by my slender neck, I could afford to be available for those of the day when Americans traditionally plant oyster beds. Merlyn LeRoy -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP