of the replies bounce. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: johnbl@tekig5.TEK.COM (John Blankenagel) Subject: Fish Story Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle Date: 19 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Univ. of Sydney, NSW, Australia I saw him at his club. "I knew it! I love to eat (the starvation diet) or you can save her from one pedestal after another -- it looks like she kicks flour for a driver's license "Picture continued on back." Yo' momma's got one to put a dime and picked up two nickels! Yo' momma's so fat, her picture is prescribed by each denomination, with a toothpick! Yo' momma's so old, her birth certificate says "expired" on it! Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn the truth and they kept her! Yo' momma's so fat, people use her to put in prison is just like a worm." [Che Guevara] "Never wage war on North Vietnam. We could do was turn water into wine. Peter Piper picked a road and followed him. After another beer and spit it out of simplicity (the easy). The hypothesis of God is not a pheasant plucker's son. I'm just a'plucking pheasants 'Til the pheasant plucker comes. -- The Hindu Code of Manu In the event all chairs are occupied. The host usually will provide suitable seats. f. Belching or passing wind in company is strictly your business and I called my partner off. "It