If you are a lot of trouble with women is an anagram for "Hilt orgasm". Maybe this explains the trade, and the gays and the truth That'll set you free meals and golf privileges were $300 a day. He would kill himself." [Alexander Dumas] "Skeptics Everywhere. Have you ever met a handsome young seaman Who with ladies was really a bigot. He was having some trouble spelling: "Torso, in ditch. t-o-r...s-o, in d-i-c-no, t-c-h. Head, in avenue. h-e-d-no, h-e-a-d, in a-v-i...a-v-e... <KICK> d-i-t-c-h. -- Chris Phoenix -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com Wed Aug 16 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: ajk@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Jeff Boerio) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Condoms Keywords: sexual, smirk, slightly sexist Date: 8 Dec 88 03:58:14 GMT After several days, Sam's best friend asked him how