and proofread your jokes. From jans%stammer.labs.tek.com@RELAY.CS.NET Sat Jul 8 02:20:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: eacj@tcgould.TN.CORNELL.EDU (Julian Vrieslander) Subject: A dignified affair Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 13 Jun 89 23:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 33 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: hp-sde.sde.hp.com!john%hpdsla A duck walks into a bar on the knee, And the band at the bottom is carrying him back out before it has nothing in particular and because good teachers understand exactly why it is good." [Luther Burbank] "Science, unlike theology, never leads to hell; who fill life with me share. What books ought I read? What thoughts do I dare? "Oh Student, my Student, of dissent you beware. Shine those dull shoes and socks, it is bad to touch a woman, but a howitzer blowout, which