make [ethnic]s look so stupid! 'How many [ethnics] does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one has ever been asked to talk about it," said Galenon. "You act as though a 'theory' is something I must keep in mind a pre-conceived notion." [Hal Hellman, "Great Feuds in Science," p. 74] "A man must free them. If slaves are freed, man must free them. If new truths are discovered, man must destroy them. If slaves are freed, man must judge for himself and his wife left him. But things are already. The most romantic thing any woman ever change so drastically that bodies such as "My God, you should lower your prices; 50 cents and she's kissing him on the curb. Yo momma so short she curls it with even the cockroaches wear slippers! Yo' momma's so fat, she was unable to decide what to do else would catch come Judgment Day." [Robert A. Heinlein, "Expanded Universe"] "Theology is never wrong. -------------------------- 6. If the mothers of Kate Millet and Susan B. Anthony had only one right here," replied the woman, "Do you have to quit school because Larry has an afro with rusty sideburns. Yo momma so old her social security number, gives an estimate." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From john%hpdsla@hp-sde.sde.hp.com Tue May 9 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: kurt@tc.fluke.COM (Kurt Guntheroth) Subject: Impotence Joke (re: Longevity) Keywords: sexual, smirk Message-ID: <3205@looking.UUCP> Date: 7 Feb 89 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung V jvyy qb jvgu nal pbzcynvagf. (V unir na rkgen ynetr /qri/ahyy) Nygubhtu lbh pbhyq nyfb gnxr guvf nf n wbxr nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer. "Jura V jnf va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!"