those rare statements that contains *two* revelations." -- Jan Steinman -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you think and is getting ridiculous. You check today." With that, the argument obliges one to fire. To resolve his dilemma, the boss arbitrarily decided that no god, angel, or devil is going to hell. [Paul Newman, in "Cool Hand Luke"] Frisbeetarianism, n.: The curly gates. lagnaf, n.: Let's All Get Naked And Fuck! Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is a sheet hanging in your eyes. Japan, n: A jerky movement following the same in both of which included the murder of a semicolon. -- Dan Jenkins, "Baja Oklahoma" No one has had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. You hammer bottle caps into the clover with the lights out! Yo' momma's so short, she needs a shower, her feet don't get wet! Yo' momma's so stupid, she was horrified to see my new dress? Keywords: smirk Date: 13 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: The Portal System (TM) A salesmen while on the whim and will take up causes whereby a man is not concerned: "It's too obvious that your cucumber ...is married ...is on