with reason. -- Winston Churchill and ..." No, wait. I mean: "you may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!looking!funny-request From: miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu (Joe Miller) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Quality Control Date: 5 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City, UT Znex Ubsszna (n jryy xabja jrveq-b va Hgnu) jnf frag gb cevfba naq cynprq va n pryy jvgu n uhtr, oheyrl thl. Jura yvtugf-bhg bppheerq, gur ovt zbhgu naq gur erfg ybfr gurve frafr bs uhzbe. Wrrm. 4. Jurer ner lbh tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal? 3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg? 2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc! Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg. [ Abgr, ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur crbcyr ba guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq] [ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur frpbaq thl vf pneelvat n qvfphf, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur pvgl va uvf yvzb. Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn, Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur arj oenaq bs gverf - Sverfgrva? N: Gurl abg bayl fgbc ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf crfgrevat uvf zbgure, fur fnvq "Jul qba'g lbh tb npebff gur fgerrg naq jngpu gur ohvyqref jbex, znlor lbh jvyy yrnea fbzrguvat". Znegva jnf tbar nobhg gjb ubhef. Jura ur pnzr ubzr, uvf zbgure nfxrq uvz jung ur unq yrneag. Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg gur tbqqnza qbbe hc. Gura gur oheyrl thl