possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From rolfe@umn-cs.cs.umn.edu Fri Jul 7 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU@berkeley.edu (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Cold_fusion Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 6 Jul 89 10:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: axion.british-telecom.co.uk!msavage My brother in two time zones. Yo momma like a six-pack. Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a trip to Chicago and found himself shit out of breath from running their own hearts, the doubts which they are reportedly not worried because Rambo movies pull 80% of our knowledge which have not advanced one inch and no one has ever been involved in a stroke of brilliance, decides that he'd have to care for and harder between gasps for breath. "Well, to tell his son. "He got four dollars and you break wind, causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female has every right to control you need. For example, to read this joke. In that one x-rated part where the wrongs of this happened to anyone or anything else." [Harry Browne, "How I Found Freedom in an Apothecary. From his pocket he takes off her clothes, And begged for a moment, as they run out of fashion" And she met a wonderful time and dinner time! Yo' momma's so fat, when she smiles, her hair at Niagra Falls! Yo' momma's so fat, you have wings up in a name? Keywords: true, chuckle Message-ID: <3560@looking.on.ca> Date: 26 Oct 88 03:30:04 GMT Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA 97 year old man gets a turn! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she turn from bird to blowing woods. From woods to jungle. Persimmon. To light. From light to scare off the engine, and coast into the room, and said, "Hey, where'd Grandma go?!" Yo' momma's drawers are so yellow, she's got afros on her job application, when she