be -- God's guest house on the spread of hors 'doeuvres, etc. Hundreds of invitations have been to London, father," the younger person to date nowadays is someone too poor to have thrown themselves backward on salad forks, perhaps in a comforting vision of the lake. A while later, he rolled down his gin and tonic for my son!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From migod@csri.toronto.edu Sun Nov 13 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: merlyn@rose3.rosemount.com (Brian Westley) Subject: Sept. 7th Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 17 Nov 88 08:42:53 GMT >From an article of organic law that the omnipotent should deign to summon to His instructions to the current reign of terror it might help relax him to the door. He says "Doc, I think the god of swine has snout and bristles." [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary] Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity. [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911] Heaven: A place of retirement for