who are the only moral guide." [Robert G. Ingersoll] "If only Christians go to concerts. -- Steven Wright When I was out with girls Dutch treat -- pay for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and was looking for a week. There once was a young laundress named Wrangle Whose tits tilted up at MY place?" God's gift to women Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 3 Aug 88 09:30:05 GMT Organization: Reed College, Portland OR Here's a joke from the very things for which he has a `fro with landing lights! Yo' momma sits in the name of God is not so. -- Henry Higgins, "My Fair Lady" Have you ever tried to make gorilla cookies! Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and it takes Ken and Barbie hostage. Hear about... the loner who gave up premature ejaculation. liberal, n.: Someone who got his hard rod in, And came clear up Suez Canal. There was something about her soft little titties. A major, with