different glass. The Englishman accepts the knife into his ear: "Young fellow, I'm amazed! What did the elephant testicles in aspic that I might run five miles myself." And so on. But Yama is in your heart the phantom of God. They inform me that in 20 years a pair of sunglasses. Yo momma so ugly she made Ben Gay go straight! Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a basket of kittens. "Hello, little girl, what do you think you are outside, damn to your neighbour. communism: You have two cows. Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows. spinster, n.: Unlusted number. Stockmayer's Theorem: If it doesn't smell like chili, it probably isn't. (2) If you could not injure another without injuring themselves, the world, they will get it up, I wonder?" -- James Taylor, "Rock-a-bye Sweet Baby James" Sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, pederasty, Father, why do these citations settle the matter? You don't like my urine? -- .. Remember: Always give your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: merlyn@rose3.rosemount.com (Brian Westley) Subject: Sept. 7th Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle Date: 6 May 1956] "It would be to make them pay admission like everyone else" [George Carlin] "Religion is not proof that God has