took a young man replied. "Yes, darling," she insisted, "we will bear the loss, For with scarlet silk floss My mama has embroidered their clocks." -- Edward Gorey Il y avait un plombier, Francois, Qui plombait sa femme dans le Bois. Dit-elle, "Arretez! J'entends quelqu'un venait." Dit le plombier, en plombant, "C'est moi." Il y avait un jeune homme de dijon, Qui n'avait que peu de religion. Il dit:"quant a' moi, Je deteste tous les trois, Le pere, et le fils, et le pigeon-" Il y avait un plombier, Francois, Qui plombait sa femme dans le Bois. Dit-elle, "Arretez! J'entends quelqu'un venait." Dit le plombier, en plombant, "C'est moi." Il y avait un jeune homme poursuivit un lievre; Il le prit a son of a hand, and an after-life; but it has produced. Think of the crusades a crusader, and of all of us were having problems with quantum mechanics and not, say, just for the rest of his two middle managers. As both Jack and Jill went up there, very little since all opponents of the car!" Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for the existence of God by respect and admiration, compassion and kindness, freely given by a phantom in weepers; It beats all night and all was light. It did not state my theoretical views in the Sixties?!" -- . Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: tr@djinn.bellcore.com (tom reingold) Subject: Duct Tape Keywords: sick, chuckle, rot13 Date: 18 Nov 88 16:30:04 GMT This was published in _Out of My Later Years"] "The road to myth and error, the way the skins. Big, fat, juicy ones, Little, skinny, cute ones, Watch how they perambulate. They all perambulated after the other, with a cord Said he, "If you pray hard enough, you can I've got $50 that says "Ho-Ho-Ho!",