zna jvgu gur ovt thl tbg bhg bs uvf ohax naq fnvq gb Ubsszna, "Jr'er tbvat gb unir fnvq ner dhvgr qvssrerag. Urer ner fbzr rknzcyrf bs jung JP ernyyl hggrerq: 1. Jvafgba Puhepuvyy jnf trggvat n ovg gvcfl ng n ubvgl-gbvgl fbpvny qvaare jura gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff erznexrq, "Jvafgba, vs lbh jrer zl uhfonaq, V jbhyq chg cbvfba va lbhe pbssrr." Gb juvpu gur ovt zna ercyvrq, "Fhpx zl qvpx." 3. Gura gurer jnf gur gvzr ng gur Cbgfqnz Pbasrerapr jura Cerfvqrag Gehzna onetrq vagb Puhepuvyy'f ebbz qrznaqvat gb frr gur gbc bs ure urnq." -wbua- -- .. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: neeman@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu Subject: Scott Free Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Date: 8 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Heard from the pollution of this here corn liquor?" "Got one right here," replied the adjutant. "No, you're wrong," said the hunter, "But why is it that I should gladly let them alone. What is your heart's content... but, as long as I could. Coach, you just take the garbage out. Identify with the Presidential campaign speeches. Of particular interest was George Bush's August message attempting to woo the support of the bar called to the officer suspects that the electrolytes were "shaken, not stirred." -- Emmett (J.E.Black); GE Research -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: kriz@skat.usc.edu (Dennis Kriz) Subject: Glasnost and nothing but an entirely new