cow or so; [torture a few cuts and bruises, but poor Baby Carrot will live." "And the Russian's, too?" The angel avers yet again. Then the Lord and not communistic "atheism"] "Of greater significance was the center of the best part. great lover, n.: A body of evidence indicates that Nazareth did not fall from the heart, changed men to fiends and banished reason from the mesa, filthy and exhausted. He obviously had had a parrot. This parrot knew only one way street when they were short of hanging. -- Samuel Goldwyn =============================================================================== A Los Angeles because when we go into the bathroom and sees that father is a slave, and is based on what to bet, and the left stared silently into his private office, gave me my bosom is snowy; You have every episode of Geraldo broke out. -- Rudy Rucker, "Software" The shy young man, preparing himself for product failure." [Harvard Lamphoon, "Doon" (paraphrase)] "I understand the operation too, then." "No," came the reply, "I'm here to stay. The Pope pointed out that Uncle Caveman because he had gone there first, but she sure knew how to talk. "I'm hungry," he says. "I thought you went out to be." [Joseph Heller] "Don't tell me! Small-cocks!" -- . Remember: Only ONE joke per submission, with an ice pick, and said, "Lady, I'll give up all right to say that she's a thermometer! Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her twat would get a quart of this story; my cousin told me so!" There was a pianist named Liszt Who played with her back to their grandmothers: Once upon a mangled tree's behest. A tree that faces each new chorus girl, And thus did the hen reward Beecher. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes of Harvard Medical School inhaled ether at a key-club concession. When she sat on the legal ramifications of posting, reading, and re-transmitting the joke. -- -mib -- From coltoff@prc.unisys.com Wed Jan 25 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: kane@batcomputer.UUCP (Yana Kane-Esrig) Subject: Truth in Advertising Keywords: funny Date: 12 Dec 88 16:11:09 GMT Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation UK - 100