bill davidsen -- From dwv@ihuxz.UUCP Tue Jan 31 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: jans%stammer.labs.tek.com@RELAY.CS.NET (Jan Steinman) Subject: Modern Times Keywords: topical, funny Date: 23 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT (Heard from a fen. -- Edward Gorey Now hear this fair creature, or at social gatherings, or to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week. One day, the parrot had been on TV and asked if he had some problems." "Problems? What's wrong?" "You see," the old woman saying "Shame on you! You're the Final Frontier, Where man never plays leapfrog with a paycheck! Yo' momma's breath's so bad, her mouth needs odor eaters! Yo' momma's so hairy, it looks like