Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: UH2%psuvm.bitnet@rutgers.edu (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) Subject: Affection Gap Keywords: true, funny, sexual Message-ID: <3228@looking.UUCP> Date: 10 Jul 88 03:30:03 GMT Four Oxford professors (dons, whatever...) were taking their evening walk together and as this good news and bad news to his son's prayers, but noticed nothing unusual. Then, one night, and the Art of Bicycle Riding Keywords: funny Date: 18 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT Organization: Stanford University Fgnasbeq jbzra ner erfcbafvoyr sbe gur fhpprff bs znal Fgnasbeq zra: gur tvir gurz nabgure ernfba gb fgnl va naq fghql rirel avtug. Jul qb jbzra gnxr ybatre guna zra gb ernpu betnfz? N: Jub pnerf? -- D: Ubj qb lbh xabj jung gb qb ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung gb