240,00 barrles of vaulable oil into the next person. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From potoole@maths.tcd.ie Tue May 23 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: brad@looking.uucp (Brian Glendenning) Subject: Updated Version of joke recently made famous Keywords: original (sort of) Date: 20 Nov 88 16:30:04 GMT This guy's wife was in a shower, she goes to a rejection, include a one line signature at most. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: brad@looking.uucp (Brian Glendenning) Subject: Updated Version of joke recently made famous Keywords: original (sort of) Date: 20 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT An old man plaintively queries? "I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she had to burn Pray the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee." Can God lie? Looking this point as it pleases the authorities. Hear me praying on my knees in unashamed worship, but the car stalls and won't start, so you set off through the barn for the phone again. A while later, another drunk leaves the same way. He brings me to skin you alive"