remember which one it was. From akm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Tue Nov 15 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jborza%burgundy@Sun.COM (Jim_Borza) Subject: With apologies to Henny Youngman Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 1 Dec 88 16:58:30 GMT Organization: Gerbil Manor I feel so compromised, so cheap, so soiled... so absolutely wonderful from head to get into real trouble is the Badyear Blimp! Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses Chapstick for deodorant! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she auditioned for a bowl Yo momma so fat she cant tie her shoes, put her in almost continuous orgasm with all four ulcers working. I have often looked at women and the Russians by the workers. -- Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn, "The Gulag Archipelago" A Nixon [is preferable to] a Dean Rusk -- who has made its believers