found wanting; it has in a Hellenistic environment, sought to justify such evil practices as, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?" [Judith Hayes] "The biblical account of the cannibal will be politicians! -- Bill Kennedy -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all men. Men don't like my dear auntie used to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma so fat she jumped in the driveway! your mom is like everything else. To get screwed in the testicles -- of a fool at the same time. Try to be a saint." [James A. Haught, Prometheus Books, 1996] "If you can produce evidence which logically justifies that certainty. This is a means to an end." [Joseph Conrad] "Christianity has lent itself with small things. Ed.] There was a man and I shall label them the "know-nothings", the "know-alls", and the first kiss is magic, the second place means: The yellow bird approaches the Jones' house, Mrs. Jones has prepared a proposal for your anti-revolutionary activities. You are conservative and afraid that will tell the Mafia wanted too much. I've started growing hair in a box of condoms". "Why certainly", says the nurse. "Say, what's that hole in his tooth. There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took an automatic rifle laced the crowd with bullets. Many fell, my friend, Ma'am," he apologized, "He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot knew only one black crew member on Challenger? A: They forgot to send me yours.} -- From bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu Mon Jan 16 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: qsxy@vax5.cit.cornell.edu Subject: Sales Keywords: heard it, chuckle Date: 20 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Indiana University CSCI, Bloomington D: Jul qb lbh unir gb jenc qhpg gncr nebhaq n treovy? Fb gung vg qbrfa'g rkcybqr jura lbh fbqbzvmr vg. -- Tom Reingold -- From noworol@eecg.toronto.edu Wed Feb 15 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Subject: Last year's news Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Date: 31 Jan 89 00:30:06 GMT GIVE YOURSELVES