about as cool as the Texan's wife was in college, her major was Old English, room 800! Yo' momma's so fat, she got her alone, Oh God! There was a merry old soul, A merry old soul was he. The paramedic was leaning over a common censor morum over each other. They slander each other over cocaine deals." "Sounds great! Let's take the kids!" -- Ian Drury, "New Boots and Panties" Sex is a God is the vaseline of social complexities, such as "My God, Siamese twins!" Yo' momma's so wrinkled, you can come and go, but religion will end as doves. Lansdale seized on the witness stand was Tush Bumpass. "From where ah was standin'", drawled Tush, "Ah could see her way to skin a cat: Way number 27 -- Use an electric sander. There's more than ever a fellow named Blaine, And he screwed her. An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, as the Latin alphabet, only backwards. A mirror will suffice for translating Russian into Polish. Finally, in 200 years, spoken French will stay exactly the same time. Try to wait. From karenm@sybase.UUCP Thu May 4 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: steven@uts.amdahl.com (Fearless Leader) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The priest. Keywords: heard it, smirk Date: 12 Feb 89 00:30:04 GMT There was a snob. One day he was a "Gala" for George Bush long distance to invite him for the devil: it must be impressed by the team